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French text: �ric Kahane

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Subtitling: T�L�TOTA

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''AMY OR ENEMY?''

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Oh god, bills,
invoices, invoices...

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We are born, we accumulate
bills, we die.

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And what do I have
in return? Nothing !

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A valet outfit
and an effeminate hairstyle.

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You know Baldrick,

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by getting into debt
in this Ideal Palace,

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I feel like someone else
Horse bill.

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Give me the cookie jar
and let’s recount our savings.

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Ninepence!
What are we going to do?

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Don't worry Mr. B,

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I have a subtle plan
to resolve the problem.

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You have already solved the problem
from your mother's too low ceiling

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by cutting off his head!

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But this one is very good...

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You become
a highwayman!

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You will pay your debts

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and for everyone
will want to sleep with you.

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By prostituting myself
I would pay my debts

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and everyone would sleep with me

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but I deserve better.

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Moreover,
will we fall in love with a thief

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under the pretext that he has a stud
between the legs?

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My favorite bandit,
it's the Shadow... What a man!

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He's halfway to becoming
the new Robin Hood.

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Halfway?

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Yes, he steals from the rich

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but so far
he doesn't give to the poor.

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Look, I have his poster.

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I don't want to be hanged
for putting a wolf!

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If I want to get rich,
the simplest

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is to ask the redneck
of Wales an increase.

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The bank is open!

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Hello Highness.

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You look good
immensely opulent!

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Do you want something?
Anything !

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Well could you
lend me some cash?

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But of course, I...

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Liquid!?

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Yes, I'm dead broke
on the flat straw.

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And the 15,000 pounds that Parliament

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just granted you
to drink you to death?

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Slammed, alas.

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I discovered a new game
absolutely fascinating...

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It's called cards.
Here...

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We sit down with friends,
everyone receives five cards...

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and you have to give your money
as quickly as possible.

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- Do you know?
- Vaguely...

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My friends find me very strong.

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I was very bad...

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I was dating more money
than when entering.

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Question of practice!
It’s innate to me.

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The only trouble
That’s just how hot it is!

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You could advance me
200 pounds?

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Unfortunately no.

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I'm skinned like a rat
who receives their tax form

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the day his wife

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leaves with a rival rat
and the stock of cheese.

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What to do?

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Difficult to say.

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Let's see...
Not possible to borrow...

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Not possible to inherit...
Not possible to win...

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Highness...

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A tragic problem,
tragic solution!

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Failing to earn money,
you have to marry it.

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Get married!? Never !

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I'm a gay single!

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I'm a joker! A cheater!

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A slob and a disguster!

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Get married!? I am young,
firm buttocks and...

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Broke.

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Yes, I'm afraid of it.

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The modern church
accept with a smile

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that we laugh and that we bleat
within the framework of marriage,

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and the rod is encouraged.

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And puke?

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It comes from consciousness
of each parishioner.

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So shut up!
Fix that for me.

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You know what I like,

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girls who love
the fair, the laughter, the dancing...

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And the fucking.

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It goes without saying!

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Oh good God!

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Any problems Mr. B?

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I can't find the bride
suitable for the prince.

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Keep looking!

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I love royal weddings!
The ramdam... the crowd...

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souvenir mugs...

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trying to find out if the bride
lost weight...

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Not with this lot!

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If he demanded a girl
500 pounds would be a gain.

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Of the 262 Princesses of Europe,

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165 are over 80 years old...
They are out!

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47 are under 10 years old...out!
And 39 are crazy!

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They are ideal!

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But they all married

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the same horse
 � In Munich eight days ago.

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- That leaves only two.
- So what?

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The Grand Duchess
Sophia of Turin...

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- But she will refuse.
- For what ?

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She saw him up close.

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Which leaves...?

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Caroline of Brunswick...
The only princess available.

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Is she not well?

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Coffee!
Another one stinks!!

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Sodomize me! Not like that!!
Put your panties down! Tool in hand!

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Take the dog out!! And my gift!?

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What should I start with?

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No, that's how she is.

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The worst character
from all over Germany

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and yet there is
tough competition there!

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You're stuck!

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I'm afraid of it. Unless...

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Pass me the newspaper.

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Why we cut
half of page one?

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I don't know.

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- Yes, you know, confess!
- Yes.

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You cut out the article
on this mysterious Shadow

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for your album
highway bandits!

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I can't help it!

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His life is so dark
and perilous and hectic!

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Go to the toilet
in the middle of the night too

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but we're not making an album out of it.

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I do.

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Let's see... Worldly pages...

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A princess
is not essential.

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He just wants
a pretty and rich girl.

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Flute! So I'm eliminated.

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Let's see...

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''Investigation into the handsome Brummel
in r�s�da panty...''

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''The king speaks to the trees!
Is he in his right mind?''

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The Times is falling into the gutter!

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Ah, listen to that... listen!

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''A mysterious Scottish beauty,
Miss Amy Hardwood,

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''comes to squander in London
mountains of silver!”

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Here is our naughty girl!

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Honestly, I don't know
why I dress.

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As soon as I enter
at the Lubric Demon's Club

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I will be undressed
and written off for debts.

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Radisse?

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Yes. We push you
a huge radish in the...

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Okay, that’s enough Your Highness.

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No need to go with a hammer...

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They often do it!

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Your money worries are over.

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I say hooray!

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I found you
a wife named Amy.

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The daughter of a great industrialist,
Mr. Hardwood.

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Bougredieu, you know well
How I hate industrialists!

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These whiny, bald commoners

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with a skimpy vest

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and puffed with pride
to know how to lace up their panties!

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Believe me,
these people are the future of the country.

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This man has
half of Lancashire.

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His family has more mills

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that you have no cells
in the brain!

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How many mills?

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Seven Highness.

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That did a lot!

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Yes. He invented a machine
baptized Nancy the Weaver.

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- What is she doing?
- She weaves cotton.

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- For what?
- I can't say.

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I love wearing cotton

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but I don't know
how it works.

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Plus she is very beautiful!

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If I stuff it
as much as it is gironde.

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What's the plan?

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If I sent him a word
expressing your intentions?

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Good idea... I dictate to you.

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His Highness the Prince of Wales
To Miss Amy Hardwood...

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Big news,
my pretty panther of love...

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you have cabbage!

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Bring back your money

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and a sexy nightie,

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and you will study
the ceiling of my room

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until Christmas...
You're lucky bitch!

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With my deep respect etc.
Signed: George.

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PS – Woof woof!

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SO ?

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It's very moving.

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Would I dare to change
a little something?

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- What then?
- The words.

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I leave these details to you,

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but specify carefully
that I am a real man...

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with nothing beastly to boot.

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Very Highness.

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''His Highness Prince of Wales
 �Miss Amy Hardwood.

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''Your so pretty pink nose

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''has the scent of a bouquet
of blooming flowers...''

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It's a bit bold
but it comes from the heart.

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He says you have a little nose?

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And very pretty!

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This rascal is extremely smart,

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because my nose
is so 'tit and so zoli

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what do you tell me
that it is a gift from the fairies.

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And he continues...

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''Oh Lady Amy,
queen of your sex...''

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Forgive this word,
the prince is very passionate.

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Don't worry. Sometimes,
I have bad tempers too.

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Tell me, did you hear
a little rumor

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like he has manners
of a moo's penis...

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is it true?

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It's a lie.
The prince is very shy.

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He's just pretending
to be rough, rude,

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incredibly boorish and retarded...

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But deep down
it is soft and exquisite

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like a marshmallow
With whipped cream.

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How happy I am!
Because me too

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I'm a little mimi
very fragile,

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sosotte and zentille
like a stuffed rabbit.

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Would never marry a brutal person
who would compote me!

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I would like to see it,
this prince so cute!

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Do you care about it?

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If we should get married
You have to see it!

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I have an idea! Let him kill me
a serenade this evening...

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I'll be on the balcony,
all pink and moist!

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Good ma'am.

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Eh oh!.. Who is there,
this monkey face?

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Father, it's Mr. Blackadder.

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The prince sends it
to court me.

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Your daughter
is as beautiful as it is charming.

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That’s quite true.
I love him better than my pigs,

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so that’s saying it!

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Certainly.

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But I'll tell you...

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I wouldn't trust her anymore
to a worthless scoundrel

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that I would entrust my roustons
A crazy guy armed with scissors!

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An attitude that does you credit.

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I would like better
paint my ass blue

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than give it
To a heartless one!

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Here is a father worthy of the name!

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On the other hand, if it is the prince,

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I sell it to him for 10 shillings
and a hard-boiled egg.

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It's from you
how she has her humor!

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Thank you.

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For her beauty and her grace,
the mystery remains complete.

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We don't make wheat
with beauty!

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You didn't know Miss Aline!

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This evening hardly inspires me.

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Play the serenade
to a little lisping schoolgirl,

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alongside a pretender

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stamped half-Teuton
son of a crazy king!

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It's the Prince of Wales!

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Do you know Wales?

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No, but I would like to.

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Don't go there.
It's a disgusting place.

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Hordes of bearded malabars
run the country

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to terrify the villagers
with their bewildered choirs.

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We lose a pint of saliva
by spelling out place names.

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If you ask for directions,

254
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it will take you fifteen days
to dry their spittle.

255
00:12:46,746 --> 00:12:49,863
to be a prince there
So that’s not a plus?

256
00:12:50,306 --> 00:12:51,500
Certainly not.

257
00:12:51,826 --> 00:12:54,659
The main thing is not to
leave them head-to-head

258
00:12:54,986 --> 00:12:55,941
until the wedding.

259
00:12:56,226 --> 00:12:57,978
It's not fair play for her!

260
00:12:58,426 --> 00:12:59,984
For him either...

261
00:13:00,306 --> 00:13:03,218
She is more slobbery
than an oyster in a bikini.

262
00:13:03,786 --> 00:13:06,016
It's life
which is not fair play...

263
00:13:06,466 --> 00:13:09,105
If she was something
like that wouldn't happen!

264
00:13:14,426 --> 00:13:15,825
So what's the plan?

265
00:13:16,146 --> 00:13:19,695
I climb up and offer him
my good Saxon sausage?

266
00:13:21,186 --> 00:13:22,744
No-no-no!

267
00:13:23,026 --> 00:13:24,584
Yet it has been repeated:

268
00:13:24,866 --> 00:13:27,334
the poem first,
the sausage afterwards.

269
00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:32,224
''Harold the Deer Hunter'',
He should like it!

270
00:13:32,706 --> 00:13:33,980
Remind me of the verses...

271
00:13:34,186 --> 00:13:36,256
''When he hunted the rose bush
Harold was hard like a deer!''

272
00:13:38,266 --> 00:13:39,745
Excellent Highness...

273
00:13:40,026 --> 00:13:42,301
but can I suggest a variation?

274
00:13:43,386 --> 00:13:45,946
''O exquisite beauty
My heart is so in love

275
00:13:46,266 --> 00:13:49,895
''If I am your shepherd
Will you be my sheep?''

276
00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:51,974
We will be lucky

277
00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:54,621
if she doesn't vomit on us
from the top of the balcony!

278
00:13:54,906 --> 00:13:56,259
Too bad...let's try.

279
00:13:56,946 --> 00:13:58,743
Stand here...

280
00:14:00,026 --> 00:14:01,823
Call her in a romantic voice.

281
00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:04,654
Shake your rump,

282
00:14:04,946 --> 00:14:07,380
my beautiful bottle
hot sauce!

283
00:14:08,946 --> 00:14:10,061
Woof woof!

284
00:14:12,346 --> 00:14:13,904
Zeorze, is that you?

285
00:14:14,586 --> 00:14:18,818
Yes... it's me
my lovely vial of love...

286
00:14:19,706 --> 00:14:22,061
Oh Zeorze,
I'm sure you are

287
00:14:22,386 --> 00:14:25,458
the most zoli 'tit lamb
of the whole kingdom of zouets!

288
00:14:26,946 --> 00:14:27,901
Yeurrrkch!

289
00:14:29,026 --> 00:14:29,981
What was it?

290
00:14:30,826 --> 00:14:33,624
Nothing. Just a kitten
in my throat.

291
00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:35,021
Yeurrrrrrrrkch!

292
00:14:35,386 --> 00:14:36,944
You want a 'tit handkerchief

293
00:14:37,266 --> 00:14:39,700
to wipe
this ugly bitch?

294
00:14:40,386 --> 00:14:41,899
Wow!! Cristi!!

295
00:14:42,626 --> 00:14:43,775
What was it?

296
00:14:44,106 --> 00:14:45,334
Is there a gentleman with you?

297
00:14:45,546 --> 00:14:48,538
No-no-no,
it's the wind in the trees

298
00:14:48,866 --> 00:14:53,815
which makes a noise a bit like
''Wouaaaaaou... Cristiiiiiiiii!''

299
00:14:56,226 --> 00:14:59,855
What a joy!
Quickly prince mimi-zentil,

300
00:15:00,306 --> 00:15:01,819
climb my ivy!

301
00:15:02,146 --> 00:15:03,101
No more sausage!

302
00:15:04,506 --> 00:15:06,144
There's someone else!

303
00:15:06,466 --> 00:15:08,138
Lord, this is my true faith!

304
00:15:08,466 --> 00:15:10,696
A lowly intruder
who spies on our love!

305
00:15:11,026 --> 00:15:12,744
Type it Zeorze, type it!

306
00:15:13,106 --> 00:15:14,903
With pleasure... Howl Highness!

307
00:15:15,506 --> 00:15:16,575
Take that!

308
00:15:16,866 --> 00:15:19,016
And that!.. And that!

309
00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:22,297
Oooooh, you're so brave!

310
00:15:22,986 --> 00:15:25,500
And I'm so tired
with all this madness

311
00:15:25,706 --> 00:15:27,424
that you're going to take a big sleep,

312
00:15:27,746 --> 00:15:29,896
otherwise I will be angry
tomorrow morning...

313
00:15:30,506 --> 00:15:34,545
- Good night Zeorzi zoli!
- Sweet night Amy mimit...

314
00:15:36,506 --> 00:15:38,064
I think it worked.

315
00:15:38,386 --> 00:15:40,741
Tomorrow I will go
your request to his father.

316
00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:42,943
And you
start smacking his gold.

317
00:15:43,266 --> 00:15:45,826
You must not skimp
on the wedding list.

318
00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:47,904
Well done, you were brilliant.

319
00:15:48,186 --> 00:15:49,221
- It's true ?
- Oh yes.

320
00:15:49,546 --> 00:15:50,501
I hurt everywhere!

321
00:15:50,826 --> 00:15:52,179
That's love.

322
00:15:53,826 --> 00:15:57,944
On behalf of the Prince of Wales,
I bring big news.

323
00:15:58,226 --> 00:16:00,501
He wants to take
your daughter for his wife.

324
00:16:01,226 --> 00:16:02,898
For his wife? Never !

325
00:16:04,626 --> 00:16:07,299
It's a scandal to make me
such a proposal!

326
00:16:07,626 --> 00:16:09,742
Be careful, if I wear my belt,

327
00:16:10,066 --> 00:16:12,660
by the demon,
I'm going to lose my panties!

328
00:16:13,426 --> 00:16:17,260
You are mistaken.
He wants to marry your daughter.

329
00:16:19,626 --> 00:16:21,344
Is it God possible!?

330
00:16:21,666 --> 00:16:24,783
Love never skipped
such a social barrier!

331
00:16:25,106 --> 00:16:26,300
And you with mom?

332
00:16:26,626 --> 00:16:28,378
Okay... when I met her,

333
00:16:28,666 --> 00:16:31,226
I was the son of a cowherd
and she ate the dung.

334
00:16:31,506 --> 00:16:32,336
An exception!

335
00:16:32,626 --> 00:16:33,854
What about Auntie Dot and Uncle Ted?

336
00:16:34,186 --> 00:16:37,144
Yes... he was tripe
and she is Duchess of Argyll...

337
00:16:37,466 --> 00:16:39,775
And Aunt Ruth and Uncle Isaiah!
A shepherdess and...

338
00:16:40,106 --> 00:16:41,858
The Pope... Yes, okay!

339
00:16:42,906 --> 00:16:44,055
Discuss not so much.

340
00:16:44,386 --> 00:16:46,342
In any case, if you get married

341
00:16:46,666 --> 00:16:48,896
we will never be hungry!
I accept.

342
00:16:50,146 --> 00:16:52,979
I imagine you are demanding
a very beautiful ceremony...

343
00:16:53,266 --> 00:16:54,335
What did you say?

344
00:16:55,146 --> 00:16:57,865
It's clear ! If she gets married
in the beautiful world,

345
00:16:58,186 --> 00:16:59,938
we will never be hungry.

346
00:17:00,266 --> 00:17:02,336
Are you not eating your fill?

347
00:17:02,706 --> 00:17:03,661
Ah, for that!

348
00:17:03,946 --> 00:17:07,256
It's been five years since we fed each other
just with rinds!

349
00:17:07,546 --> 00:17:10,822
I'm so poor that I wipe
the bowls with my underwear!

350
00:17:11,546 --> 00:17:13,457
- Are you in trouble?
- Yeah.

351
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,896
In this case no more marriage.
Good day.

352
00:17:16,186 --> 00:17:17,665
And the zoli poem of Zeorzi

353
00:17:17,946 --> 00:17:20,414
which makes us so wet
my zyeuzyeux tits!?

354
00:17:20,906 --> 00:17:23,864
It's meme all alone
who wrote it.

355
00:17:28,586 --> 00:17:32,056
I told you to buy
luxurious wedding gifts,

356
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:33,620
but unfortunately...

357
00:17:36,746 --> 00:17:37,701
Yes?

358
00:17:39,026 --> 00:17:39,981
Nothing.

359
00:17:44,386 --> 00:17:46,297
The Baldrick crisis, the crisis!

360
00:17:46,626 --> 00:17:48,662
Goodbye wedding and money,
hello bills!

361
00:17:48,986 --> 00:17:51,978
For the first time
I will follow your plan.

362
00:17:52,306 --> 00:17:53,705
Saddle the prince's horse.

363
00:17:53,946 --> 00:17:56,221
You're going to be
highwayman!?

364
00:17:56,546 --> 00:17:58,776
No, I'm auditioning for the role

365
00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:00,943
from the Rose Rider!

366
00:18:01,786 --> 00:18:02,775
That reassures me.

367
00:18:03,626 --> 00:18:06,379
You've never heard of
jokes?

368
00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:11,059
Father Siflage?
Yes, his daughter talked to me about him.

369
00:18:12,546 --> 00:18:15,583
Let's forget that...
Saddle the prince's horse.

370
00:18:15,906 --> 00:18:16,861
Not easy...

371
00:18:17,146 --> 00:18:19,944
He hit him last night
in a gas burner.

372
00:18:20,586 --> 00:18:21,860
So saddle mine.

373
00:18:22,106 --> 00:18:23,744
He's the one we've been eating for two months.

374
00:18:25,706 --> 00:18:28,300
So go out and rent me a horse!

375
00:18:28,626 --> 00:18:30,503
Rent a horse?
With 9 pence?

376
00:18:30,826 --> 00:18:32,225
Jewish New Year's Eve?

377
00:18:32,546 --> 00:18:33,501
Barely 15 days

378
00:18:33,826 --> 00:18:36,579
after the Great Horse Plague
from London?

379
00:18:36,786 --> 00:18:38,856
In full strike
blacksmiths?

380
00:18:39,066 --> 00:18:42,263
The day before the show
Hoof Fetishists?

381
00:18:42,666 --> 00:18:44,736
Very good.
Take the bit between your teeth.

382
00:18:45,066 --> 00:18:47,057
You need exercise.

383
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:51,899
Since mom died

384
00:18:52,066 --> 00:18:54,022
you want me to stay a little girl!

385
00:18:54,306 --> 00:18:56,581
But it's over,
I am a made woman!

386
00:18:56,906 --> 00:18:59,625
Might as well tell you dad,
I'm pregnant...

387
00:18:59,946 --> 00:19:02,699
I smoke opium
and I love the poet Shelley

388
00:19:03,026 --> 00:19:04,220
who is crazy about the fly!

389
00:19:04,426 --> 00:19:06,621
And mom, it was me who killed her!

390
00:19:08,026 --> 00:19:10,142
It's not that serious!

391
00:19:12,626 --> 00:19:13,854
The stock market or life!

392
00:19:14,186 --> 00:19:17,178
Oh no! No-no-no...
It's a disaster!

393
00:19:18,066 --> 00:19:20,022
It's the Shadow!
We are lost! Lost!

394
00:19:21,266 --> 00:19:23,734
Good evening Duke...
Good evening, pretty Miss Cheapside!

395
00:19:24,106 --> 00:19:25,983
Your purses please.

396
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:27,621
Perfect...

397
00:19:27,946 --> 00:19:31,097
You will be punished!
You will go up to the gallows!

398
00:19:31,426 --> 00:19:32,381
And me on the ceiling!

399
00:19:32,706 --> 00:19:35,504
Don't insist, I find myself
pretty well put together like that.

400
00:19:35,706 --> 00:19:37,901
- And time is running out.
- Too bad...

401
00:19:38,226 --> 00:19:39,784
Turn your pockets inside out.

402
00:19:40,106 --> 00:19:42,825
Never ! A man's pockets
are his kingdom.

403
00:19:43,146 --> 00:19:44,545
I will defend them with my life!

404
00:19:44,866 --> 00:19:47,141
We have something
embarrassing to hide?

405
00:19:47,466 --> 00:19:49,616
A handkerchief
too disgusting?

406
00:19:49,946 --> 00:19:53,416
Even with a cold you don't change it
only once a week?

407
00:19:54,146 --> 00:19:55,181
Let's take a look!

408
00:19:57,546 --> 00:19:59,457
Mr bandit,
I have a jewel too.

409
00:19:59,826 --> 00:20:02,021
But I hid it here,

410
00:20:02,506 --> 00:20:05,020
under my petticoats... for safety.

411
00:20:05,346 --> 00:20:07,541
So ma'am,
I leave it where it is.

412
00:20:07,866 --> 00:20:10,858
I am reluctant to touch a piece of jewelry
exhumed from a pair of panties.

413
00:20:12,386 --> 00:20:15,139
A kiss from those pretty lips
is my only wish.

414
00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:16,461
Never !

415
00:20:16,786 --> 00:20:19,175
My pretty lips
are my kingdom!

416
00:20:20,106 --> 00:20:23,337
- I will defend them with my life!
- No, not you grandpa.

417
00:20:27,746 --> 00:20:29,099
I'm on fire!

418
00:20:29,626 --> 00:20:31,617
Take me
in your world of plunder!

419
00:20:31,946 --> 00:20:35,541
Get me in the hay
and to the tops of the big trees!

420
00:20:35,906 --> 00:20:38,864
To my regret, I must decline.
My horse would collapse

421
00:20:39,186 --> 00:20:41,177
with both of us on his back...

422
00:20:41,506 --> 00:20:42,905
I want to try!

423
00:20:46,906 --> 00:20:48,578
No Silver, you would flinch.

424
00:20:48,906 --> 00:20:52,023
It's not fair!
You traveled four leagues on my back

425
00:20:52,346 --> 00:20:54,143
and I didn't get a kiss!

426
00:20:54,466 --> 00:20:56,343
Okay, I give in...

427
00:20:59,066 --> 00:21:01,341
- Are you consoled?
- Not yet !

428
00:21:02,066 --> 00:21:05,138
Never happy with this horse!
Hue Silver!

429
00:21:07,186 --> 00:21:09,984
Dad, you didn't do anything
to defend my honor!

430
00:21:10,306 --> 00:21:14,015
Shut your dirty mouth
damn cameo!

431
00:21:15,106 --> 00:21:18,496
A good night's work!

432
00:21:18,866 --> 00:21:20,060
Let's share the spoils...

433
00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:22,655
I want a fair distribution.

434
00:21:23,026 --> 00:21:24,823
It's bullshit
great roads?

435
00:21:25,146 --> 00:21:27,182
The money is yours,
I'm the snot sucker!

436
00:21:27,546 --> 00:21:30,982
We did this heist together,
you are entitled to half.

437
00:21:31,306 --> 00:21:32,705
Oh thank you Mr. B.

438
00:21:32,986 --> 00:21:35,102
That said,
this new heist is personal.

439
00:21:35,426 --> 00:21:37,382
Aboule...
the stock market or life!

440
00:21:38,746 --> 00:21:41,055
See, it's all fair play.

441
00:21:41,386 --> 00:21:44,458
As long as I'm not pigeonholed,
It’s legal!

442
00:21:45,066 --> 00:21:46,021
Hands in the air!

443
00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:48,422
I am the Shadow and I shoot right!

444
00:21:48,706 --> 00:21:50,025
Oh no!

445
00:21:50,466 --> 00:21:52,661
You... the runt with the pig's snout!

446
00:21:54,026 --> 00:21:55,698
It's addressed to you Baldrick.

447
00:21:56,746 --> 00:21:57,815
Get away!

448
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:00,941
Let's see...

449
00:22:02,066 --> 00:22:03,704
Who is this colleague?

450
00:22:06,946 --> 00:22:08,937
Sky ! A very handsome guy!

451
00:22:09,306 --> 00:22:10,819
Sir... a kiss.

452
00:22:11,746 --> 00:22:13,623
Pardon ?
I think I heard wrong.

453
00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:17,217
Damn, must we
unblock your ears?

454
00:22:17,546 --> 00:22:19,218
Ah yes... A kiss, of course!

455
00:22:19,546 --> 00:22:22,743
And then a dinner, a disco...
and God knows where it will lead!

456
00:22:25,866 --> 00:22:27,458
Great gods, is that you!?

457
00:22:27,746 --> 00:22:28,895
Obviously.

458
00:22:29,266 --> 00:22:31,222
- But... your voice?
- Not bad, huh?

459
00:22:31,546 --> 00:22:32,979
Does your father know where you are?

460
00:22:33,306 --> 00:22:34,739
He had to leave.

461
00:22:35,066 --> 00:22:37,580
- He's dead, right?
- Yeah. Like this squirrel.

462
00:22:38,786 --> 00:22:39,935
Which squirrel?

463
00:22:44,386 --> 00:22:45,705
Ah, that squirrel!

464
00:22:46,506 --> 00:22:48,462
You killed daddy
for having scuttled

465
00:22:48,786 --> 00:22:50,777
your marriage to the prince!

466
00:22:51,386 --> 00:22:53,138
Ha! I vomit the prince!

467
00:22:53,546 --> 00:22:55,741
You don't see
that it’s you that I want?

468
00:22:56,066 --> 00:22:58,022
I want a real man.

469
00:22:58,506 --> 00:23:00,462
A capable man
to sew on a button.

470
00:23:00,786 --> 00:23:02,538
Who knows where we store the towels.

471
00:23:03,986 --> 00:23:05,101
And... yes!

472
00:23:05,386 --> 00:23:09,015
I dream of owning...
this fabulously muscular body!

473
00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:10,540
Desire is human...

474
00:23:12,186 --> 00:23:13,983
Here is my beautiful brown plan...

475
00:23:14,346 --> 00:23:16,143
You steal all the prince's possessions,

476
00:23:16,466 --> 00:23:18,616
even the clothes on his back...

477
00:23:19,066 --> 00:23:21,136
I gather my money,
I will join you here,

478
00:23:21,346 --> 00:23:23,780
and we flee to the Caribbean!

479
00:23:24,026 --> 00:23:25,823
I don't know, I want to think...

480
00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:28,862
I thought about it. This plan is brilliant!

481
00:23:29,986 --> 00:23:32,056
See you here tomorrow!

482
00:23:34,906 --> 00:23:35,975
There you go... I'm leaving.

483
00:23:36,466 --> 00:23:38,024
And the danger, sir?

484
00:23:38,306 --> 00:23:40,866
Look, the premium is increasing
day by day!

485
00:23:41,226 --> 00:23:42,944
I laugh in the face of danger!

486
00:23:43,266 --> 00:23:45,655
I throw ice cubes
in the skirt of fear.

487
00:23:46,426 --> 00:23:47,745
Everything will be fine!

488
00:23:48,066 --> 00:23:50,022
She takes me...
she makes my fortune,

489
00:23:50,346 --> 00:23:51,699
and then I dump it

490
00:23:51,986 --> 00:23:54,181
and I put 200 odalisques
in my bed!

491
00:23:54,466 --> 00:23:56,263
Is Luxor in the Caribbean?

492
00:23:59,466 --> 00:24:01,502
Odalisques, not obelisks.

493
00:24:02,466 --> 00:24:04,741
Still, you let me down!

494
00:24:05,066 --> 00:24:08,502
Once on my plantation
of Barbados, fear not,

495
00:24:08,866 --> 00:24:11,938
I will make you come.
No more London fog!

496
00:24:12,266 --> 00:24:15,224
From now on your status will be unique.

497
00:24:15,466 --> 00:24:16,216
It's true ?

498
00:24:16,426 --> 00:24:19,179
Yes. All other slaves
will be black.

499
00:24:21,186 --> 00:24:23,336
Is it true what they say?

500
00:24:23,666 --> 00:24:27,420
You bought a swimsuit
and 40 liters of coconut oil?

501
00:24:27,746 --> 00:24:29,304
Are you going abroad?

502
00:24:29,546 --> 00:24:30,535
Yes, I'm leaving.

503
00:24:30,746 --> 00:24:35,422
Oh sir...
This is the end of all my dreams!

504
00:24:35,786 --> 00:24:38,744
I hoped you would
put yourself away and marry me

505
00:24:39,066 --> 00:24:43,184
and give me lots of litters
little vipers!

506
00:24:44,186 --> 00:24:47,781
Mrs M, if we were
the last three humans on earth,

507
00:24:48,346 --> 00:24:51,065
I would try to found
a family with Baldrick.

508
00:24:56,066 --> 00:24:59,024
Here I am with weapons and luggage
and ready to board.

509
00:24:59,826 --> 00:25:01,100
Oh my angel...

510
00:25:01,346 --> 00:25:04,736
what a joy to see you again!
I have a surprise for you.

511
00:25:05,106 --> 00:25:07,540
Close your eyes and open your mouth.

512
00:25:10,026 --> 00:25:11,664
Stretch the money, goat's head!

513
00:25:13,666 --> 00:25:15,896
I always say it,
the key to a good understanding

514
00:25:16,106 --> 00:25:17,698
it’s knowing how to laugh together.

515
00:25:17,986 --> 00:25:19,658
Well done !
Where is Barbados?

516
00:25:20,386 --> 00:25:21,739
You're not going there anymore!

517
00:25:22,026 --> 00:25:24,142
get away from your wheelbarrow
the Viscous,

518
00:25:24,346 --> 00:25:26,496
or I stick to you
so much lead in the head

519
00:25:26,706 --> 00:25:29,266
that it will be enough to cut it
to have a pencil!

520
00:25:30,106 --> 00:25:31,778
The evening
turns sooty!

521
00:25:33,266 --> 00:25:34,904
Enjoy it anyway

522
00:25:35,426 --> 00:25:36,859
because it's your last!

523
00:25:37,946 --> 00:25:39,425
And that saddens me...

524
00:25:39,706 --> 00:25:43,221
It's against my principles
to kill an innocent animal.

525
00:25:44,266 --> 00:25:45,585
Except the squirrels!

526
00:25:46,106 --> 00:25:48,062
Yes! .. These assholes!

527
00:25:49,186 --> 00:25:52,178
I hate these huge cocks
and these trembling truffles!

528
00:25:56,746 --> 00:25:59,260
I will come back at midnight
to grab the loot.

529
00:25:59,786 --> 00:26:01,742
And I will drill you so many holes

530
00:26:01,946 --> 00:26:05,018
that we will sell you at the market
like English Gruyere!

531
00:26:09,226 --> 00:26:11,865
Oh good God,
what a way to die!

532
00:26:12,466 --> 00:26:16,015
Shot by a tranny
on an embankment reeking of scenery!

533
00:26:17,306 --> 00:26:18,580
Hello Mr. B.

534
00:26:19,026 --> 00:26:20,937
Baldrick!?

535
00:26:21,306 --> 00:26:24,059
Thank you for offering me
a truly unique feeling.

536
00:26:24,386 --> 00:26:25,535
What feeling?

537
00:26:25,866 --> 00:26:27,857
experience pleasure in seeing you!

538
00:26:28,466 --> 00:26:30,661
What are you doing here, you disgusting creature?

539
00:26:30,986 --> 00:26:35,025
I want the Shadow's autograph.
He's my idol!

540
00:26:35,346 --> 00:26:36,938
Yes, I know... Untie me!

541
00:26:37,266 --> 00:26:39,222
He left ? What bad luck!

542
00:26:39,586 --> 00:26:41,895
I wanted him to sign
my new poster...

543
00:26:42,226 --> 00:26:44,899
Look, the reward
rose to 10,000 pounds!

544
00:26:45,226 --> 00:26:48,024
Saperlotte, 10,000 pounds!?

545
00:26:48,586 --> 00:26:50,178
That gives me an idea.

546
00:26:50,546 --> 00:26:53,344
Bring back the wheelbarrow of loot
at the palace

547
00:26:53,666 --> 00:26:56,419
and meet me here at midnight...
with ten soldiers,

548
00:26:56,746 --> 00:27:00,102
a mob eager to lynch
and a small portable gallows.

549
00:27:03,826 --> 00:27:04,781
Ah, breakfast!

550
00:27:05,146 --> 00:27:07,376
I could swallow
fourteen trays like this

551
00:27:07,706 --> 00:27:09,936
and keep a hollow
for a dolphin on toast!

552
00:27:11,226 --> 00:27:13,945
Is there a reason
to this gluttonous joy?

553
00:27:14,266 --> 00:27:15,415
Don't you see?

554
00:27:15,626 --> 00:27:18,220
I'm in love!
Lover ! Lover !!!

555
00:27:18,546 --> 00:27:22,459
Oh Amy, blessed be
your ten little feet didis!

556
00:27:22,866 --> 00:27:24,424
Let's see the gazette...

557
00:27:26,546 --> 00:27:29,219
My God!
She was arrested and hanged!

558
00:27:31,186 --> 00:27:32,141
So here!?

559
00:27:33,946 --> 00:27:35,823
She was a bandit
great paths!

560
00:27:36,026 --> 00:27:37,982
Ts-ts-ts...
These virgins of today!

561
00:27:38,666 --> 00:27:40,975
It seems that someone
reported her to the police

562
00:27:41,186 --> 00:27:43,461
and received 10,000 pounds
reward!

563
00:27:43,786 --> 00:27:45,538
Sneaky little pisser!

564
00:27:45,986 --> 00:27:47,942
If I held him...!

565
00:27:48,266 --> 00:27:49,904
We can't trust anyone.

566
00:27:50,386 --> 00:27:53,344
They say...
that she had an accomplice!

567
00:27:55,586 --> 00:27:56,814
But they don't know who.

568
00:27:58,386 --> 00:28:02,220
Oh Amy, Amy, Amy,
I will never forget you!

569
00:28:02,546 --> 00:28:04,980
Never ever, ever!

570
00:28:05,746 --> 00:28:07,179
What is breakfast?

571
00:28:07,586 --> 00:28:09,178
- Fish curry.
- I adore !

572
00:28:09,386 --> 00:28:11,820
Thinking about it,
I didn't need to get married.

573
00:28:12,066 --> 00:28:13,499
I have tons of money!

574
00:28:13,786 --> 00:28:14,582
Oh yes ?

575
00:28:14,786 --> 00:28:17,459
Something extraordinary!
I was a little hungry last night,

576
00:28:17,666 --> 00:28:19,736
so I drew
in the cookie jar.

577
00:28:20,106 --> 00:28:21,141
The cookie box...

578
00:28:21,506 --> 00:28:22,905
And what was in it?

579
00:28:23,786 --> 00:28:26,254
10,000 pounds
whose existence I had forgotten!

580
00:28:26,986 --> 00:28:28,897
So much money!
I don't know what to do with it!

581
00:28:30,266 --> 00:28:31,904
A little game of cards?

582
00:28:33,346 --> 00:28:34,461
Excellent idea!

9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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